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Monday, August 24, 2009
Man i'm very screeeeeeeeeeeeeewed up. -.- Right now, i'm gonna post you my oh-so-exciting english O level oral examinations. :D
2:15pm
me: *trys very hard to plan for picture discussion.
teacher: times up, you may go in, knock door first.
me: *walks in confidently as if i was the president and smiles
me: GOOD MORNING!
examiner: yesyes Good AFTERNOON (it was around 2.35pm). You may begin reading when you are ready.
me: Ok! *reads so confidently with almost no errors ok! wahahaha
me: *finish reading and smiles widely
PICTURE DISCUSSION.
examiner: ok. Tell me what you see in this picture.
me: (... ... oh man... i forgot what i planned outside)
me: *anyhow bomb for the whole picture
me: the flee market looks deserted... (OH NO I SAID WRONGLY) ===> (it's not very deserted actually. quite crowded)
examiner: *looks puzzled and looked at the picture again
me: (oh no... nvm just continue) *bombbombbomb then stop abruptly
examiner: *looks stunned *asks 2-3 questions (which means i did very badly -.-)
me: *answer answer
examiner: (noticed i look nervous hence he try to assure me) you answered 2 of my questions very well!
me: (yea.. right...) *smiles
examiner: ok we will move on to the next segment, conversation. Where do you like to shop?
examiner: wow today's topic is VERY easy!
me: *smiles (where would i like to shop..) <- i misintepreted the question!
me: AMERICA! (thinks of obama)
examiners: *LOOKS VERY PUZZLED
me: (die alr i said wrong thing.. howhow)
examiner: why america?
me: *bomb alot nonsenses* (e.g. america high-class LOL!!!)
me: thank you very much. (walks out of the wrong door)
now you know how screwed up i can be when i'm nervous. -.-
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